re-iodiocy

apparently FL doesn't care about me, jails in alaska are 100x better than floridian ones, and im a goddamm moron.

This is me, promising the world and myself, to never shoplift again.

there isn't any trouble, i'll probably pay a fine and thats it.

that is all.

in your prayers, remember to have me flogged in my sleep for everytime i think about stealing.*

and try not to tell anyone, ok? The few of you who read this are the closest friends i have anyways. Theres no REAL need to spread the word of my mistakes, is there? I leave it up to you.

*this doesn't mean when im writing about other characters doing it.