distractifications - level 00

Aw man, i was just perusing some sublets/rooms for rent in southern california, ya know, for fun.... i came across a room available in a 4 bedroom apartment in la jolla, the master bedroom w pvt bath, for 710$ a month, with 3 chicks as roomies. Didn't say anything about what kind of roommate wanted.

from march 30 (april 1st) til june 30th.

I could easily pay the rent all up front, and if necessary, pretend to be gay. LOL just for the fun of living with 3 college chicks.


I also found a celebrity looking for an executive housekeeper. Being a housekeeper/sitter would be funtastic.... if i could get a new, checkable ID to get past a background check. I wouldn't be looking to do anything wrong so it'd be easy peasy to do the job (especially this one director/writer going to italy who needs a house-sitter for 3 months, take care of dogs, fish, and plants. Whoop dee doo, i can do that.


And to top it all off, there are some houses that are renting their rooms out....on mullholland drive. We're talking multi-million dollar houses here. I would pay a grand to live in a fancy shmancy place for a month, around fancy shmancy people. It'd be like vacation/ridiculous. the temptation would be outstanding.

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Then i have to remember that all i want to do is workout, and that all i need is a garage, and those are only 150$ a month. Put up a punching bag, mattress, and voila. homebase on the beach. thats probably what im going to do.

As for now, its jobhunt time, hope to get in with my cousins at platinum jaxx, and im seriously considering a second job so i can hunker down and just earn some money the hard way til the end of febrianary, the secondized monther of the year. its true, i believe it.

lol.

i'm short on funny pictures, so scroll down and look at my semi-muscular form. it pleases the closed eye.