lingering wisps of crazy

EDIT: MINOTAURS!!!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6121280.stm

(now back to yesterdays regularly bowelmovement program:)

i feel as i've just witnessed a bunch of crazy people. Because i have. i just watched "Running with scissors" which, despite my predisposition to be skeptical of movies lacking ninjas or nudity, i liked very much. Even though, for some reason, afterwards i had the introspective equivalent of a bad taste in my mouth. As if i just tasted coffee for the first time, except instead of bitter it was just loonyness.


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why is it i can smell things im looking at?

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and furthermore, where have all the soda shoppes gone? fancy shmancy sodas have been replaced with fancy shmancy coffees. Its so reflected in peoples lives, sweet replaced with bitter. As if working in a cafe lands me in any sort of position to make such an observational opinion.

As far as I can tell, it's not illegal to walk around in a mask. I should much like to do such a thing, perhaps when i move to a new town i will. It'd be fun, to work somewhere in a mask, but still as interactive with people. a ninja mask, i would think, for the eyes DO speak as loudly as anyones mouth can achieve. or a Guy Fawkes mask, if i thought i could get away with it.

anyone remember the movie "The Shadow"? i loved it. specially as a kid. perhaps alec baldwins most outstanding performance that I've witnessed, and its funny, because in running with scissors he has an extra chin (just in case, i presume.) But that movie was so fucking awesome. I want to see it again...psychic powers, classyness, science friction, ghengis tron? i mean khan? boo yeah homies.

thats almost as good as my aliens vs zombies vs humans threeway awesomness movie. Oh yeah, you wish you had thought of it first. Just kidding, who cares who thinks of shit first? I don't got the bread n butter to finance a film of this caliber would need to feed the need of today's audiences. But you, dear reader, might have more opportune biways than a poor cafe ninja as myself, and if someone elses "snatches up" "my idea" (LOL ownership of ideas), i won't care in teh slightest, i'll simply hope they don't butcher it.

Too many movies being made where good ideas are getting slaughtered by greedy idiots. And thats all america is run by, you nancy poofs, rich blithering idiots hunting down and eating people with small voices and good ideas.

Besides, its The Ninja vs alien invasion and zombie hordes, the ultimate battle being with the infested zombie-alien hybrid. See, The Ninja can take on everything. Capitalists, Robot Clones, Mythology, Reality, and The Future.

he just happens to get sick in the frozen north and is allergic to apparently, 10,000 things. A christian would say Thank God i'm not allergic to women, but why thank the thug for not breaking your knees and just your shins? In lew (lue? loo?) of any zephyrous deity, i'll thank myself for managing to duck that poisoned arrow, whether on purpose or not. and i'll thank my Luck Goddess because why not butter up to the Hottest Woman Ever? That, and for all I know, she might've had a hand in it, after all. she doesn't play dice; she invented them, for the fun of cheating :)

lol, saw another silly "got jesus?" bumper sticker today.

when i pray at nite, i pray to myself. because i can answer my prayers. I'm the one who drives my drunk friends home, not Jesus. And i'm also the one to lend you money when you want cigarettes, not the devil. I'm greater than your God and your Devil, because I exist. When was the last time Jesus licked your clit into orgasmic frenzy? Or the Devil peed on your lawn? Not since the last time I did it. nor before it, either. That makes each and every one of you more powerful than any invisible god, given that you act like it. a person is capable of all things, but a person in a coma doesn't do much really. so which are you? comatose christian or worldshaping human?

I hear the romans have some job openings for lion caretakers. why not go apply? it'd be the christian thing to do.

As for being a human, looks like the teams are Men and Women. Men shape the World. Women shape the Men. Lesbians give us something to think about, and gay guys make it harder for the rest of us while at the same time grossing us out. girls are pretty. and beauty will e'er be a ruling quality, though brains are the basis for getting anything done, they are also fruitless without the means to act on them. Ideas and thoughts are only brainfood afterall, they don't do a good job of taking up space or collecting dust (the whole intangible bit.) Muscles, Brains, Beauty, people got it all, and for some reason, everyone seems to revolve their lives around money, which is just as intangible as my opinions. and only as useful as a fad.

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nitey nite.