someone asked me what i thought "effortless zest" sounded like. I said he was gay.
he thought i said "gray" and proceeded to pontificate on how ironic his fragile emotional state mirrored the gloomy weather, right before he tried to kiss me.
i suggested that he leave my store.
Thats all i remember happening, officer!
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what actually happened: some dude fingered the goods and i broke his nose.
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That didn't actually happen, btw. im just bored and wanted to say "effortless zest" as if a name for a boat, til i realized how silly it sounded. and by silly, i mean asspoundingly gay. I hope those two words ne'er escape the dutiful imprisonment that is my mouth entwined in such embarassing choreography.
Ewwwww, i just said that? halp me, plaaaaze!
PS: Em, you're hired.
/outgoing call in 5....4.....3......2.....BEEEP!/
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