The Raconteurs are the new Beatles.

The Raconteurs are the new Beatles.

don't beleive me? Well you should. i invented them too. lol! but really, this just is to illustrate my taste in music. Radiohead better watch out....no, TEAM UP!!! FOR LIKE ONE CD OR SONG!!! thats what i'll do.

when i get big as a one ninja act (or ninja and his woman act, my woman plays the drums all crazy awesome. one ninja act is if i don't find her before i get popular.) so yeah, i'll get them together and well play some crows ear-fucking song that will leave everyone with some kind of "i just had sex in my ear! all kinds of it!" feeling of euphoria. rock concert euphoria, because at some point during the song, i'd have to ninjarobot solo. oh yes.

come, let me lead you astray... for i am most definitely a destroyer. most definitely an imaginitive one, in my s(in) ymbiotic relationship, prone to releasing mad grins at the world. i am most definitely a creator, though only an imaginitive one. proceed, on your way to oblivion of rule...

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and for my next trick, i invent the light saber:

i give the world a new sword, and bring the blade back into everyday service....

actually, you know what? FUCK THAT NAME! fuckin "light saber" eat my ass! i'm not gonna call it that, ever! it might get nicked that in the papes, but who am i to blame for that? i'd nevah call it something so....regrettably already used.

this is my, Deadpool's (lol) ultimate ninja weapon: the electron blade. (some time traveling ninja gave it to me, i swear i didn't make it. i'm not a nerd or something. pffft.) i didn't name it, it got named that divinely. honest! ok well i might have missed it at first and laughed as i wondered who would name a sword, in real life an "eletroblade"! then i thought of electron blade, only to realize that if perhaps her voice had an english accent that would bend the word that way so i couldn't hear the lowtoned N before the b that would make sense if i had misheard it. then i started thinking about how i absolutely LOVE english a hot accent on a chick, most notably the english accent. like elizabeth hurley english accent. (even though's shes actually irish, right? i know her cousin. she was my brother's ex. oh yeah! i'm connected! lol.) where did i digress? right. naming this weapon. an electron blade. also a homage to my favorite videogame ever, secret of evermore (and the final sword in that game: neutron blade). so go check your email then.

im not posting it here.

bye! (PS aphex twin is so delicious right now...like the lost im gonna guzzle because i have to stay up and finish that circuit, no ones in my way at nite.)