Thursday, April 05, 2007

monopoles monopoles


found an interesting thing today; the halbrach array. makes it mostly a monopole magnet. it can be done in a cylinder. i know this can be adjusted for bulbs and points. The above picture has all the magnetism, so to speak, inside the tube, and barely any outside. I wonder if you could line this up atomically, what that material would be like rolled up into tubes....(the UP, RIGHT, DOWN, LEFT pattern (i know, hilarious!) is repeatable in a grid to, so as to be done in a grid that is also a tube, is going to quite the construction project. After measuring between the two points on a grid where the magnets have to be placed on the plastic mat so that when the mat is rolled onto the pvc pipe, all the magnets take up this alignment, of course itd be way easier if i could get magnets cut in the proper size like this; its so many arrangements of poles in different directions....HAH thats funny. i wonder how many pieces it would actually be to make a mat....i mean you could grid it up and just have to make some S pieces, where the poles are on opposite corners instead of sides, follow? hmph. sounds pricy. a low tech version would be conceivable, i wonder how much power i could get out of it though....


take the 6cube version, make a triangle with all the monopoles pointing in side. Now link your triangle with a ring through it. triangle is all coils.....start it going, it will accellerate til some brake is enforced. it will auto float after the speed picks up and its gyroscopic forces keep it in place, ya know i think i know how to 3d some test parts for that online machien shop place.

and i just got paid today. And i should be get some work tommorow (find a shift somewhere, i am back early) So i might be able to afford some small parts and try out some of this small stuff i've been thinking on. Cheap magnet stuff, would be pittance for the parts too....man! I think i'm gonna go make up a parts list....

oh yeah the way the cylinder configuration looks like it follows the same pattern of different whirlpool/funnel (vortex) that happen in water. Like the storm on saturn thats a hexagon. Its natural, so i wonder why nobody's tried having fun with the same kind of stuff with magnets....i mean, a harlbach cylinder/loop with a setup like this:
You could have a C shaped cylinder with an arm to a central axle connected to a ring within the cylinder; best part? You don't have to worry about having an incomplete inner-structure to the magnetic field because its magnetic; you can just build it through the arm as well, and make sure its all the same spacing and such; it doesn't matter if you put some airspacing in there or plastic, the magnetism will still be the same. And you could get a rod of just permanent magnets and maybe coils spinning like crazy through that. Or have it turn a fan blade :)

and it would weigh nothing compared to the power you could get out of it. you would only be limited by the materials. so this is my little idea im gonna invest in.



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PS: that guys got a horrible name. I'm sorry but its just.....just not a sound i would ever want for a name. Say it. Say "harblach" outloud how you think it might be said. You said "harblk" didn't you? lazy suh'vebitch so did I. And it sounded like someone threw a baseball down your throat. "harblek!" "harblrque" "harblack" wussa name o that new invention, sonny? a hairy nigga device o somewhat?" and thats where curse words came from growing up in FL. Old peoples. cuz thats all there was.

Ya know whats threatening nowadays? see some movie about a guy who moves ot Fl because he's found out who all these peoples parents are living say, in the same nursing home or even town. THen he threatens the kids with their old parents lives!!! MWahahhaahah! yeah i see some dingbat doin that as a comedy of some sort. Lawd i hope nobody does a serious movie of that sort. Assassin who makes money threatening to kill old people in Fl. You know its going to happen one day, or at least be faked by fox news.

They shoudl just give up and start making up stories all the time like the enquirer but live action, and on 24 hours because they can just plain fuck with you. It'd be like a 24/hr fake news network! i'd love to start something like that. Can only be made up news, done professionally with good special fx when necessary. Cover rela news with a wacky made up twist; so it would be like traffic but "it seems like, yeah thats a giant robot over there. Guy swerved around a giant robot and hit someone near 75 and Blitzen" when you've just taken some traffic footage and had some kid throw in a giant robot on the fly that looks good. That kinda made up news mixed with classic SNL shit. Itd be the greatest fuel for dumb people ever. God itd be like selling a moron the same shit over and over. itd be just like walmart, but for TV! be so loooow b udget
at late night, show news from 100yrs ago, lol. Itd be the Onion channel! nice!

OTVN. Onion Television News. Nah sounds line TBN, and thats not a good relation.
ONN onion news network. Hah. funny. try and make it into "porn" and you'll be on the right track. Channel 5 with the Factional Response Unit! We just arrived at what looks like the sasquatch being captured right here outside of Bullocks county, ladies and gentleman, if you're tuning in right now we are covering a response in bullocks, oklahoma, a live feed...."etc hell yeah. Have a full running cast of fake news anchors hired to do dramatic or stereotyped parts as the news team! Haha! itd have to be started fake on some local news public access channel. A La waynes world. Just make it a 24hr channel and have like 20 people going in on it. Hold little presentations like at hotels and invite lots o people. Get some funding and some teamwork going, and start a news network that provides absolutely fake news 24 hours. You could flesh it out to just be a continually running show and get some local channel to put you in at like 74 or something empty pending on the package. Thatd be the cost besides show costs. Then you just start really low budget. Might have to start as a show on public access; but thats so not the point. Maybe work in some POV cameras for when people are at their job where they make money, lol, and not pitching in on a crazy tv show. LOL i wonder what the guy who made toxic avenger was really aiming for in that whole endeaver.

honestly. wow. i think anything is possible because over the course of time, there are always a few people around who do something crazy. And if somebody's done it before, you can do it again. People will always spend osme money just to see if you got something they haven't seen. What? They might not awlays spend twice, but if you can get them to keep coming back see....

Ahhhh.....if oyu haven't checked, i put some entry into my other blog that is about a Cafe idea i had the other day.

Cafe Ninja. go read it! itd be a hit, i guarantee it. Serve the fastest to make most delicious food in large portions for high prices, and have all the ninjas doing their darndest to provide a mysterious ninja atmosphere by delivering their food without being seen, taking orders, making the food quickly and packing it togo properly so that the delivery ninja can get it to the delivery spot on time. HAHAHA drive up window they order, all they hear is us yelling it in the kitchen to eachother as it pops up on the screen so nobody forgets anything. I'd make it a club kinda thing; where the service is volunteered by your ninja trainee staff, who will have to make it a fulltime commitment. its true. go read about it!

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