harder in the larder with a kitten who is smitten

Harder in the larder with a kitten who is smitten!
Faster in the pasture with a tiger thats a rider!
Better if you let her get you in a fetter,
The stronger go for longer and the winner is the sinner.

-what?

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invisible
is invincible
to the enemies
that cannot see
you.

-ninja warrior. (hey, strength for a warrior is poor in prose)

....

oh lawd. seriously, i think i compare women in real life to women that were drawn. Drawn to piloting a giant red robot. OK so maybe the issues aren't so sexy, and the fact her death-machine houses the soul of her dead mother isn't hot either, but Asuka was there first. She blew my mind at that age.

odd, eh? whatever. I've relaxed what im looking for, somewhat, lol. But ya know what happens when you daydream all the time? You forget to take care of yourself. its true. I think the scariest thing in the world is finding a musical instrument playing pilot who thinks that fucking me is a great idea at any time of day, and realizing that i've spent so much time looking and not enough time pumping iron/studying/playing guitar. When i realize that its never too late.

i tend to over react. like that dream i had the other nite, she was TOTALLY right. i spend too much time over-analyzing and not enough time just going with the flow and enjoying life, which is the only way i can calm down enough to self-discipline myself. It hit me earlier today, while out jobhunting.

One shouldn't be disheartened that the music you listen to is better than you feel you can play, instead, i was happy that i had such fuckin awesome music to accompany me on my way.

for some reason, lots of supposed Voices of Wisdom talk about the one-mind, the no-mind, getting rid of the Ego, the sense of self, but whenever i try to dissociate myself with stuff, it just makes it worse. But when im happy that I'm Me, everything is fine. Weird. Whatever works, right?

whatever floats my boat. lol, i have a penchant for things that rhyme.

like:

spent fluid
by a druid
flows slowly down
a rock.

a not so nice
sacrifice
stains plainly on
the rock.

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odd, eh? im in an odd humory mood this evenin. When the scaley green foot of Lawdzilla stomps through my roof, which was on fire! "Rawwwr! CHICKENZ!" bellows the monster, its voice rife with hunger, supposedly.

i like that. "lawdzilla" lol, play on words! Touche my bootay! why does the made up word "chuwero" make me giggle? because penny arcade is awesome (here it comes) possum! one day i'll attend their huge event, and tell them they are awesome possum to their faces. just to see what they do. i think ill go dressed up as the ninja, it would be inconsiderate if i didn't.

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notes that float are clear to hear. I'd appreciate a bong in the shape of a Clef. lol. Good ideas i've heard so far:

statue of liberty (props to they might be giants)
Omega Supreme (perhaps renamed Tokatron)
Lego's
the game with the marbles that you pull the sticks out of (the name escapes me)
A panda
a prosthesis (or for the more adventurous, a mannequin)
A stack of doll's heads (i'd do this one)
a Tiki/Easter Island statue (i'm sure theres billions of these)
A telephone (lol)
a nerf gun (siiigh, how unoriginal again)
and my personal favorite, THE HEAD OF A ROBOT NINJA!

i take my leave. my cousin has taken his, freeing up much needed exersize space.