constructured

Brand New Offer!


Inside this special package, you'll have the potential to build a robot body double that at first will be your little secret as you manage to fool even audiences of your rock concerts made up of false duets, until you find out that you had a twin that died in the womb and you spend your time fusing the magicks of old and the sciences of tommorow to give you're dead brother a robot body.

Order now, and we'll throw in a bonus trip to a deady fortress where you must retrieve your captured beloved, who was stolen in her slumber from her hidden crystal palace on the moon whilst she awaited your arrival!


It sounds like quite the adventure already, but wait, theres more! Friends will join your quest to rid the world of ownership and start a new world of freedom where everyone takes care of stuff instead of trying to ascert sovereignty.


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I need a bro to talk to right now. Curse your timezones, i'm calling.


So what happens? Snakes invented candy, made a deal with woman: Heya! I got the best food ever. You bring this to your guy, he'll do whatever you want. But in the meantime, i get your firstborn.

but what if its twins? Well ok, i'll just take one. No need to be a dick! i just need souls for my mammon machine. induced VTS (vanishing twin syndrom) upon a being is a way to continuosly trim off budding growth of soul. But what about the army of my shadows being locked in the realm of the dead? Owch. how about finding out that your enemies have managed to lock your brotherly souls up in robot ninja's and force them to attack you? OWCH! problems man, problems.