Monday, December 25, 2006

Part 2!!!!

after giving it some thought, one should remember the so called "unimportant stuff". The stuff you usually leave out. like the loss in peripheral vision, the stuff even out of focus.

you have to see their ghosts.

what are pictures, i wonder? Surely all those terrifically strange stories told time and again about stealing someone's soul aren't correct? What about those testimonies given the world over about people being able to see someone's aura in their picture? I mean, people take pictures of ghosts right? So why wouldn't a camera be taking a picture of my ghost?
There's a beautifully ballanced ballet droning down the drain of this terrestrial toilet.

Surely someone should flush it.

A guitar wielding Rock Lobster. The Lobster, of Rock. Thats not scary at all. Thats cool.

I wouldn't mind meeting a few aliens and jamming out with them. They say mathematics manifests as the universal language, but i argue against it, for i favor the faces of melodious music.

Right, christmas morning part 2. Cousin bong'd my brains out, this is a fucking fantastic crazy kookachoo christmas. Woohoo!



Who puts Ham Glaze Mix on their Chocolate Lucky Charms? Not me. Thats grody.

But they do. Ewwww!


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Now there is a mannerism in man that demonstrably defines rebellion. It is Villainy.

The actions partaken are almost identical, despite dastardly or divine deeds. Find a hidden headquarters, be able to get to it, and run around and do anything desired. First one needs to found a hideout; a safe place where he can hide. Even the Fox lives in a hole. The invisibile man has no friends, and is unknown by his neighbors. Never permit a person to see you eat or sleep, unless they are running with you. One should practice finding proper places to hide. Next, a preplanned path is routed from homebase, towards tentative targets. The pure success of a hideout is supported by the ability of its adjacent paths to provide cover. Even the groundhog digs many holes. Inconspicuity is achieved by knowing how to use one's environment efficiently to obfuscate opponents. The chameleon has no clothes of his own, and the sponge fits into many shapes. The second factor is speed; can you quickly traverse this terrain? A prudent pathfounder adds intersections, and proceeds to plot many highways home. Using the freshly founded fortress and its general geography, one needs to practice escaping. While relearning to run it would be wise to choose targets with soft consequences.


Begin as such, efficiently escape pursuers and learn to hide. The quickest route to a diploma is having two teammates taking turns, and if your group contains more than 2 members, then occasionally switch out teammates. Pick a target consisting of a goal worthy to all, plan strategically with the first priority being your escape route. Always try to win, but get away if you if you have to. When someone is after you, thats when you have to get away. The fish is only eaten when its caught.

The only difference between a Hero, A Rebel, and a Villain are society's opinions on their actions. A Hero's actions are held in high regard, a Villains in poor perspective. A rebel is simply an unknown. A thief is part of a gang, whereas an assassin is a villain. A hero is part of a well known establishment. A Mercenary is everything, and therefor anything he wants to be. A Mercenary is an actor with ninja skills, who is only famous at home.



-Excerpt from a manual.


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So thats how my classes are running. Pay attention to the immediate needs; food, water, rest, your mindset and the environment. Remember that your lifestyle is Running, and remember what that feels like when making decisions. Trying to play more than one game at once leads to many problems.

Learn to find places to hide and how to use them, proceeding in scale from closet to ruins. When you can do the small ones quickly, start learning how to run between them. Then you can start learning how to do things that would normally get you in trouble (ie caught.) Begin with things that just get you kicked out, and when your athletic ability is high enough, also start learning how to fight. Again, only do these things when you've figured out how to get away. To keep your spirits up during the beginning hardships, i reccomend stealing. The feeling inside you when running away WITH something is such a rush of adrenaline it makes drugs pale by comparison. Especially when you realize that you can get away, and then more so when you actually do get away and can enjoy your prize.

Meditation and general ed studies as they apply, of course math, language, and sciences can be added into every day practices. For instance the addition of tactics&strategy when learning to fight, with the honing of math's and sciences into physics and chemistry, and proceeding along to acting with languages. Music, next to learning to hide and run, are the first two courses one starts with here. For learning how to be heard is learning how to be silent, and learning to be seen and heard is how you learn how to hide.

Not everyone wants to run around and be a villain, so different courses can be offered with the same intent: start with the basics and teach practically with doses of academia. Like plants? Then learn how to plant and reap while learning about the basic biology. Like technology? Then go the way of the inventor, though be aware that stealing parts is so much cheaper and funner than paying for them. Any way of life. For a future school, where more than one class can be taught at a time.


But back to our school. Previous experience is always taken into account with new recruits, and different strengths will be put to use more quickly, though the weak ones will be exersized.

There are no days here. Only weeks. Be aware of the calanders of others, but remember they are not yours. Without so much time on your shoulders, it is easier to move. Remember to wear a watch though, the hours of the day are important heirlooms to keep.

Capiche?

Now imagine doing all this with a weight vest on. My new year is almost begun. It doesn't actually fall in line with january, more so in the lines of when i manage to get some cashola and a plane ticket, any way possible. I'm out to do the things i do best until i am riding my own waves.
and you thought YOU could travel light, mwahahahaha. not only do i have to run around with a backpack with my bedroom in it, i gots myself a fancy vest. I'm not gonna be able to handle the full vest, sorry Pete but you underestimated your ability to run with it on. But i will be carrying the rest i'm not wearing, thats part of my bargain. Its my drive to find places to hide, because i'm gonna have to drop that bag when out and about. The fun part about finding places to hide? That means hiding from people who are already out in the streets to. Leave no witnesses, thats how you stay invisible. The perfect witness is one who saw somebody else and never you.

Merry x-mas. ;)

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