sweet mother nature

i don't know if you understand the sheer quality.... this is like honey soaked spounge.

i think what you do understand is that if you come up here, you'll be swimming in a sea of it.

I'll bury you in this stuff. Anyone, my birthday is coming up. you know what this means.

ill try to buy your attention for a moment with a promise of keeping you all Red Baron Sky Captain Rangers flying high.

and then snag your souls for my own! thus giving life to a frankensteinian monstrosity of my own creation!

yes, YES!!! THIS IS THE TIME!!! Let Science RAIN UPON THE WORLD OF MEN!!!!

lol weeeee im stoned as a mountain, as ten mountains, as ALL mountains, woooooooooo!

of course im talking about my....stone collection. thats what we rock geeks call eachother... "stoners". yeah. i write about rock collecting on my intranetweb blogosphere portal. Machine. face.

hehe.


if you beleive that, i have some swamp land up my ass for you. deep swamp.


"I'm pregnant with ideas, and every wasted moment is an abortion!!"

LOL wow look at me go... cheesy 20's mad scientist wizard villain! Hark, my ego roareth louder than all the rest! Behold my shiny mettle! I'm the distraction when WHAM!!!

You realize its a ninja robot distraction when im chop you in quarters from behind the ficas you neglected to check for ninja's on the way to behold my shiny mettle.

wow, did i just write all that? i gotta go polish some more stones....