of cunning smoothness

previously heard on the

"you see, i need a girl who goes ga-ga for chocolate. like it just makes her go all hot n bothery under the collar. and then she goes and turns into a love goddess and then she gives me her love-chocoloate and-"

"dude! did you just say "love chocolate"?!"

"don't forget about the love chiclets too! they come with a little love-trumpet! mmmmm!"


i lolled, admiteddly. grossest thing ever.

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i finished teh beginning,. existz0rz do's I. elefantarious egthantor the wise said em Postulum, sans pompus victorum disguise! and disappaered all of a sudden, oh what a surprise! Who but 'fantarious would dare to try? Not them, not us, not you but I!

lol i farted while 69'ng the muse apparently. adn then copied it down here online, for all to smile benignly like one does to a retard. or whatever you call people who are maliciously trapped by degenerative human frailty. ya know, the ones mencia makes fun of.

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i originally left the deep thought here, but i posted it as a new one so as to not relate it to the nonsense i just puked out my fing's.

so go read it again, why don'tcha?