valkyrie....

whew! you can imagine. out for 1 week; then had a lot.

:D on top of that, i got some music off my hard drive that i haven't had in a while....some awesome awesome stuff.... (danse macabre to the pillows, radiohead burns that don't skip, and im extremely, extremely pissed that the beyond good n evil shit didn't burn right (i bout sent the cd player to dimension X to chill with thrang for a while.) we'll see how the other cd recorded, but it was still nice to ahve, oh so nice.

i watched a good movie again today. it was nice. those lotr movies are damn good, and i hadn't seen one in a while. makes me think about my own story i got going on (oh so fuckin sweet.....i got it all going on man! from the blatant obvious stuff to the subtle mysterious stuff, humor, action, all so over the top you couldn't put a lid on it. this ain't your fuckin "road of growing up" adventure movie. with a shitty hero whose a whiny bitch who has to go through all this stuff to learn some valuable lesson. fuck that. this hero is the hero of heroes. he sets the bar. he go through some relateable real life issue, he's what you want to be like after seeing him in action! he's got one liners. but when you least expect them. first he wails on his guitar. then he punches you in the face. then leaves a 20% gratuity. and thats just lunch.

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i know that one day, i'm going to see a sea monster. and i doubt the first time will be when i'm on something useful, like shore. im sure i'll be floating near it, possibly off the deck of an all too small ship, or worse, swimming when it comes on by. the best part? it might ignore me and i'll get soem good footage or something, or make friends with it (that'd be awesome.) but its gonna happen. thats why that trip is not the first on my list. super powers are. why wait? all the rest of the adventure will be that much more....surviveable :D the whole living on a boat thing is fine. in fact, thats gonna happen (prolly sooner than later.. it depends)

whew....its not fear...its terror, there's a difference. it doesn't freeze me and lock me up, it just makes me want to wet myself while doing whatever it takes. the problem with not having super powers means i have to rely on what, a sword? harpoon gun? explosives? great lets make it bleed, that'll make the problem go away when i suddenly have 10,000 tons of sushi floating around me. it'll attract every underwater predator and rubbernecker for like at least a mile. in every direction. it'd be like sidestepping the mousetrap....and waking up the lions den, and then all the lions call their homies and they all pull up with mac-10's and mroe attitude than a spike jones flick. lickin their chops at me for all the reasons i don't like having chops licked in my direction. in some cases, i'll let it go or possibly be flattered. but im not food. i do not go out of my way to be mistaken for food. i do not want "He was apparently pretty good at being food" written as an epitaph. (i'd much rather have "i killed jesus, wanna fight?")

you may have all the right answers, but i can just make up questions. what then? you gonna razzle n dazzle me? distract me with curves and naughty thoughts? well it'll work. so be careful. i could resist, but why? unless life was like a tag commercial, theres a pretty good chance that a foreceful woman will get my attention.

and then the robot comes round the corner, waving his noodly arms around saying "danger will robinson! danger!".

indeed.