in a relaxed world...

in a world with more people who were wiseassess (and thus, awesome, for all wiseasses get into heaven, period. my heaven anyways.) one would be able to gage when their garage guitar performance starts to wane by hearkening unto the neighbors angry yell of "HEY! SMOKE MORE WEED OR SOMETHING MAN! PLEASE!"

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lol. but honestly, i need to start bringing a tape recorder out there with me. i really wanna listen to it when afterwards so i can work on it more in my head, pick ou the good stuff i did and piece it together, its like going into subconscious creative puking mode, where i might switch it up for no reason or at the wrong time (or to the wrong chord key). Only sometimes the good bits of it all together can last for more than one song. Afterwards, i can pick it out and either just draft shit together on a computer or something, or just listen to it. i like what i play! so what! i'd love to do that then put some beats to it...oh yes......i could DO THIS NOW!!! damn my robot hand project hasn't been made....i could have afforded to build two arms to mimic guitar playing with what i've spent... goddamit. I could be doing little shows downtown. oh well. i can do that later, yeah thats all! its not like im not gonna still do that...

guess this one's more important. siiigh, robot ninja band, you must wait a little longer. The majority of the money would go into a nice talkbox and fx pedals. the rest is for servos. at that point i could just be Captain Ditch Undian, the 4 armed double guitarist pirate! And i'd put the mimicing arms just on my back and stand mostly still, so then i could do a 4-armed guitar pirate show! one, two, thray, FOO-ARRRR! HAARR HARR,,, AWESOME! Besides, not only is Ditch Undian an on the spot made up name based on the majority of my blood (dutch and indian). That'd be funny as all for a small town shit and first public gig persona! til i made robot ninja's and could debut as The Ninja. Captain sounds lame. Gotta think of something else like "the dread ditch undian" or something piratey i guess. Poonbeard or something. Yeah, the dread pirate poonbeard! (/highvoice/ I've got juice on my chin!)

LOL!!! I can't wait. Poonbeard, the 4 armed guitar pirate. Yay for creativitry! I had to take a break for a bit from the soldering, myhands were getting all jittery again...

so long for now, landlubbers! Arrr!

-- The Dread Pirate Poonbeard, and his ship "The Thickness"!

(and his first mate, Lovesnack! guess where she sits! They don't call him poonbeard for nuthin! MMMmmmm. like gravy. put it on everything!.. unless its lumpy. )