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You know these masks, showing up everywhere? I thought they would make awesome contact lenses, one mask each eye? That'd be cool....Two-Face wishes he was that awesome. Reminds me of that one villain from ReBoot that had all the masks. Needless to say, i thought she was pretty fucking awesome. Probably because she was out of her mind. Reminds me of X'ellotath (sp? dion?) Anywho....

OK so im really hyper today, which is cool. Work sailed by and my workout was AWESOME POSSUM.

I got paid. Emily, i'm trying to get ahold of you. I read about the gayness that happened this week, and need to know if you're still up for bonnaroo. I will do whatever it takes to get you there, even if that means getting you a car. Of course getting a car from me means you can guess how I got it, so its probably risky, but if it'll work for ya I'm down with it. Anything i can do to help. If you wanna forgo the trip and I'll just send you the money instead, I can do that. Or if you want i can see about getting you a plane ticket. I uh, can't pay for your beau. Or won't rather (EVIL GRIN) lol just kidding, but i can and am willing to pay for you. Just let me know, even if you have to leave a voicemail. I can steal you away too, if you feel you wanna get out of Fl. But while im dreaming i'd like superpowers.

to make this a 100% Me Moment, i just farted. Hah!

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I'll wait on ordering the tickets for the show until i hear back from you, but hurry! Prices go up soon.
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I also want to order robot parts today or tommorow. Probably gonna happen on wednesday because its my day off. My next paycheck is gonna rock my socks.

OK I'm gonna do my usual Ubernet surfing and then do stuff. Today at work I sang. a lot. A whole lot. While i was starting the fire in the wood-burning oven, i was singing. I then noted to myself how amazing the acoustics were. Then i started laughing because i wondered if any jews ever said that before. Then i told this little anecdote to the hot chick at the gym, who happens to be a jew (knowledge i was privy to before sharing the joke). She didn't think it was funny. She also thinks that stealing is dishonest, of which i told her it wasn't, lying and stealing are two different things. You can steal, and then lie about it, thats dishonest. But stealing is just mean, but at least its honest. Even if its sneaky honest.

The little eskimo chick im training on my station is every otaku's dreamgirl. And she wants to do me. HAHA, suckers! Too bad i'm not really attracted to asians (or asianly descended eskimos). But she is cute, and if i can figure out a way to do it, i'm gonna do it. To her. Probably in the walk-in or something, or in the dressing room. LOL! Gotta not get fired though. Or i can do it as like a way of leaving.

In other news, my bouncy job got put on hold because some other guy at the last minute decided he could work there, and he was there first. Lame, but at least its not totally out of the picture.

I sincerely appreciate any comments here, especially about the insight stuff i write about. I only share it because i wonder what you brilliant minds think if my probably silly drivel. I respect my brother, ok both brothers (dion and nick), and chris a whole lot when it comes to Mind Crunching Power. You all and even Ben have such different ways of thinking about things i was wondering if any of you had thoughts or questions if i was vague or anything. shit at least Em said something, even if it was off topic (well semi off topic, she said boobies, which is always a topic). I'm seriously begging here i guess.

Its easier for me to reply to emails and stuff all here at once, in case you were wondering.

OK time to go i guess. Ill be back later. In closing, go download Morphine. Right now. You will enjoy it, i guarantee it. Get their first cd if you can. Good Stuff!