King of Titans

the king of the giants was of normal stature, but maintained his giant like strength. due to his small size, he was much faster than his larger kin and managed to keep his reign, as he was the most dangerous giant. Certainly! ...

words typed here are for entertainment only. or are they? why not?

my apprentice at work (read: assistant, new guy) is pretty awesome. makes my life easier! learns quick, which is good because i was thinking after my last apprentice's worthlessness, it might be due to my teaching techniques (or lack thereof). I narrowly avoided a taste of blades because it was too dull to cut me (yay!) and everyone loves my chicken alfredo pizza. now if only they'd put it on the menu. The employees order it from me so much i made a batch mix of the sauce for future use. Sheesh! as far as resturaunts go, the one i work at is pretty top notch. ya know, for a place that serves food. I like making the desserts, its fun. i am a baker after all. (lol, along with computer tech, 411 operator, ballroom dance instructor....ya know if the world took a turn for the worse at least i could be a resevoir of knowledge. well at least until the hole in the side of teh barrel, ie my memory, leaks it out.
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so how about it then, suckers? Sure i try to have good ideas when im toasted, and then i meander over to the computer and plunk them out in highish fashion. You could at least tell me they're dumb if they aren't good.; That light-crystal idea was supposed to be on the grounds that different parts of the crystal (via atomic structure and electron-photon reactions) would actually provide different, perhaps mathematically relevant, changes in the light depending on where you pointed it (laser like). That resonance idea is based on the simple idea that everything is made of the same stuff, so if you think of it all like music, that idea popped up.

i'm sure none of this is original, but its what goes through my head. Like any other idea, it could use some feedback.

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in other news, i went through the box of stuff my sister sent me from when i was a kid. all old clothes from when i was a wee skinny lad. All my old karate tshirts, mom-made pajamas (awesome stuff! i only wished the bottoms still fit as boxers so i could have these little rocketship boxers...) the best part? my old nina mask still fits. the eye part could be widened a little bit. but the top still fits too and i though it looked cool. lol! hooray nostalgia! (red stripe! hooray beer!)

lol, so yeah. Ya know, Page isn't your run of the mill name. Bother my memory, person's name sounds familiar.

Podunk eh? i knew a kid from there...he had a little dog. Wondered into an old inventors mansion one day. Well, in a videogame he did. In DayDreamLand, I did. Ah well!

OK time for me to go i guess. Bonnaroo, t-minus some days and counting.