aim for the lame one

so work was crazy because we were 3 people under today. Yepp. it was busy too. 300 covers or so for lunch. maybe more.

EW OMG that lady with the face transplant looks.....fuckin weird. its completely obvious that she has someone else's face pasted on her head. It looks absolutely freaky! wack. when will people realize there is more to a persons face than their features? geeez....

and X3 tommorow. i have my ticket. im getting there early to be in line because im going with a crowd from work. yay! i could goto the midnite tonite.....but i already got my ticket for tommorow.

In a situation where someone is wearing a fancy outfit and says "im cold" i would reply "well im actually wearing underwear." to demonstrate how we both are wearing different clothing and its mutual consequences.

i would name a tasty, yet highly alcoholic drink "consequenches" and serve it with some pineapple in a Loose Bikini Martini.

don't fall under headlines. make headlines. or not. i guess.

the dog wants to go outside and get high. i mean play. i want to go out and do what i just said. lol! what a day at work, im a lil tired. the gym put up a good fight, but i still hit it hard enough that it stayed down after i left.

whoever invented perfume and cologne must have known that smell was one of the greatest memory triggers. especially when it rubs off on you and you can smell it later. Genius! its gotta be interesting to pick those fragrances. Sure doughnuts smell GREAT but if you ran around with donut cologne you'd probably be chased by fat people. Sure new cars smell GREAT but you'll probably have sex with your hand. Who the hell has a nose sensitive enough to smell what white diamonds smell like and duplicate it anyways? Purple eyes AND crazy dog nose? one unique lady.

what color are your eyes? Mine are still changing, though gradually. The green is getting greener around the middle of the outside, and the very outside is getting this odd bluish tinge (even without contacts) but the inside explodey old brown part is still there. crazy eyeballs. crazy life! oh man i gotta poo!

"You must be a pog cuz you just got SLAMMED!!!" i got to use that at work today, and it actually made someone laff. hooray! i say "someone give me some aloe cuz i just got BURNED!" when this one chick at work, who acts like a bitch even though she's not, says something icey to me. or when i actually burn myself on the oven. both happen with a similar amount of proclivity. wait thats not the right word. ok whatever.

bye.