yesterday i heard the radio say

that television was coming and that it was going away...

ok since my last performance on this keyboard dancefloor, i took a shower, remembered something, and then came down feeling really....weird. I mean i felt rather acid and base all at the same time. so i watched some tv, and then i went in the garage and blasted my gourd au flambe. so now i sit at the computer really really baked.

so the thing i remembered was aabout the thumb of my robot hand. (being high doesn't let me type as fast as i want. i tried really fast but my fingers couldn't keep up and now im all giggling!) whaT? hand .yeah. hand. whew! h man. its like im dictating to wordy perfec land. woops! typing is going away.

yeah robot hand. lol! i didn't say it that time. i found the place on the palm where a bend sensor could work on some of the thumb movememnts. so i found the three different places to put them on the thumb! yay! and......i think i might smoke another bowl. in.....the fire. i mean place you put clay stuff.

i wish i had superpowers. i wish i was cool.

sigh.

so now what? im high, and i just got a little sad.

well, i could be sitting on a mountain somewhere. perhaps not writing right now i mean. like, uh oh im starting to twitch again. ok...f........k i gotta go this is geeeeting ridiculicious. ok one more bowl, to see how high i can get. whew! i mean gouda. cheese. smoked gouda cheese.

damn mouth to word thingy. speech interpreting software. it even mocks my gurgability! ooooo!

bandana swans! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


bye!