55$ of DEATH

fuck Alaska. most worthless state ever.

unless you're a girl, apparently.

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and that means its worse THAN FLORIDA!!!!! seriously. hot chicks, whatever. fuck all these snobby spoiled bitches.

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out of all things i miss, past and future, i miss Emily Behrens.

its true. you all may have got her totally wrong and not suspected her at all, but ya know what? she gets me. and she liked me anyways.

and i was happy just having her hair all over my stuff. whilst its probably too late now, as i am ever the constant fool, i'd never trade a memory of her for anything else. (except possible to save say my brothers life, but of course silly hypothetical situations like that never actually happen; i mean seriously who asks for a memory of a loved on in exchange for a person's life? not even crazy mad scientists from the Land of Moon Giraffe's would do that. Its true, i asked them when i was there selling snow cones.)

oh well.

at least im still alive.

days.

only days left here. when its days, and not weeks, they hardly count anymore.

au revoir, mes amis....



PS: i was totally selling those snow cones for like 10 bajillion dollars apiece to those silly Moon giraffes until i realized that Moon Giraffe money was only good for board games. oh well. can't say i didn't try.

PPS: ten seconds wasted? or ten seconds invested in a laugh that i wrote in with the intent of making your day better? we may neverknow. better get to work on that tootsie pop or something.