I'm no Cobra Commander

imagine a happy world where fat people floated. Seriously.

Think of how hilarious that would be. People would learn to appreciate the absurd, though unescapable humor of a floating fat person. Thats a laughable place, oh my!


See? anyone can write silly or retarded shit on their blog and look scary to teh world now. I bet i caught some random blog readers eye with that last funyn post, which took to long to write because i was laughing so hard as i did it....

it was my attempt to show you that anyone can look like an idiot or a psycho depending on who the news tells you killed someone last. Remember when it was a crazy religious guy that went nuts and killed a bunch of people? and people were all scared of psycho crazy religious people? And nowadays its whiny emo bitches or goth kids with guns getting their revenge on their persecutors. Ugly or Foreign people. or laughably, rich white americans. I swear it'd be funny to find out that some people in hollywood pay news to be made up about them, just to keep them in public eye. LOL! They have to raise money to pay off all the ridiculous DUI and whatever bills they have piling up, or maybe its just a game they play, like a dunce cap!! LOL you lose at the last months game and you go in the news with some crazy ugly fake picture or someshit, lol....oh hollywood,

oh man, i just looked up at the screen and saw a giant shake talking to me, but i got headphones on right now sit there was no voice to the giant high definition animated shake looming beyond my couch.

and i learn to revere what the art has spawned since its initial....ridiculosity. Seriously though, Fantasia? 2000? Anything named Wishmaster 3??? Leprechaun in the hood!!!!? And thats not even getting into evil dead's or House movies. Hollywood and Television is a great art that everyone enjoys. We all love it so much we PAY for it. and then you all and go get religions that tell you that when you pay, you're really gonna pay. They tax you for nothing. A tax, in my opinion, has always been a forced payment made out of something made up. Like ownership of land or right to you're work hours or something. When did the government get involved in personal taxes anyways? Why do they force businesses that write paychecks to pre-charge the citizen of his money? Why shouldn't we be forced against our will, in some cases?

I could see our same society right now just realigned a little bit so they could benefit themselves as a whole, and have that spread. And i've gotten a way to start it as growth from the base unit of society; the individual. And thats the doorway into everyother social group our planet is made up of.

Here we go: you have a way to grow enough food in your own home to provide for yourself to eat, as one person. You tell someone that if you give them some plans and they buy the parts, they can build it and get it working, that is get their own little food source growing in their place of residence, you'll . show them how to build it if you can, and they get it working for themselves, you'll take care of their electric bill for the rest of their lives. Take care of the car dependence on gasoline. Make any one person have the free ability to feed themselves and have a source of electricity with a mobility upgrade available when they can learn to do it themselves. Teach them; give them classes. Free classes. Have them join you in team projects. And then you build officers.

You find those that want to teach others as well, and all you do is show them how to build the electrical device as well as their ability to service and duplicate the same technology on their own. Then you let them build their own legs. You get your team projects going and you get these sharper individuals involved as a team with the most important goal; spreading this to as many people as fast as humanly possible. Target the smartest, sharper individuals with your initial hunting grounds. Get them to spread it. Quickly, absurdly quickly, we must spread the ability of self-sufficiency to the best level of our current technological capability, and see what happens.

No matter what really happens, it'll be awesone, and what, people are gonna get MAD at you for letting loose easy to learn, never forgettable sciences and technology that will benefit mankind (or humans with brains at least). Set it off in one of the fastest spreading ways that is networkingly possible (and plausible)...And who do you tell first?

The ones you trust and like, and want to hang out with. Because once this is off n rolling, you basically get paid to do whatever you want as long as you hang out with Us once or twice a week. So make friends and give this to people you like to hang out with, because once you get started with it, all you'll be doing is hanging out with people that you like to hang out with! No worries about money anymore! People will be friends! hooray!

lool....


sorry, think i just channeled a hippy. Its weird; its like psychically farting. I have psychic gas. I swear.

But seriously; We Need more Room. This planet is crowded and now we're starting to KILL eachother over it, and kill eachother. We need to Boost technology NOW and start spreading. We can spread to the moon and you know it. But we have ot get along as a species first. And to dothat, we need to level the playging field a little. And to do that, we all gotta work as a team and Go Up a Level as a species, as a team, as a word that doesn't mean family so much as cooperating individuals. And don't put in a government; you're paying someone to tell you how good of a job you're doing at working to pay them. And to smack you when you do something wrong. You just let people do whatever it is that they like as a hobby; no matter how possibly useless it is. I forsee a good second step, once a good enough sized cooperative body is established, is to construct a private school. That you pay people to join, in a fashion. Give them free instruction of technology they can use at home.

Oh, now does that sound plausible to you? Is this something you could forsee happening to you? Some long distance friend of yours sends you a letter....maybe with a videotape. Maybe with a transport ticket. What would you do if you got a letter with some plans and a videot in it?

or wait....lets spread this as seriosuly quickly as one can. Do you know how much it costs to send mass emails? Could you imagine the amount of possible news coverage one would get? As long as the stuff worked, they could say that it didn't and it would still be beneficial coverage; any doubters that wanted to see the fake stuff that actually works would be allowed to....Siiigh the possobilities are endless....

Now would you want to hang out with your friends whenever you wanted at the local Hobby of Your Choice club, lol, or whatever? Get royal treatment that wasn't in any way against the law! There would be no fear from anyone! Hopefully!! I could see some rich people not liking this idea, but the smart ones that still wanted to play with money isntead of investing in the entertainment and education industry.....they'd be fun to hang out with :)

Oh hollywood! thank you for deglazing our species sense of the far-fetched.....You made them forget the surge of zeal at the life of exploration.

Because we, as a species, can at this point, spread to the moon and to our next neighboring planet. Or if we come into contact with other space people, negotiate our next means of progression. Negotiate is of course in the history of humanity, a completely vague if not empty word in this case. But if you have a lot of people that get along, and i bet their view of their god(s) change. And then their general mood as a populace will change. And that will further better our progression as a species into greater and greater futures. Fun with friends, all the time, if you wanted! no pressure! You could be a loner or a introvert or lead the same exact life you lead now with job and all, minus the pressure of paying for gas, food, or power!


man, i wonder if this kinda shit ever gets taken seriously? come on people. Lets be SMART about this.

We have jobs for people, that is we PAY people (not enough, i would imagine) to sit there and read these kinds of blogs all day long, looking for "red flags". I totally imagine things like this post are probably full of them, for whatever reasoning behind the red flags in the first place. But take the point of view from someone who reads this shit all day long. This is laughable. Really!

How far-fetched is it really, to spread free plans and such to people? Classes? With no hidden agenda; our agenda right there on our sleeve. We're here to make the world a better place! Its ok!

What the hell! Is this how the avengers started? LOL they never cover this part in the comix. So you got a guy with vision; how the hell do you get that shit started? And what the hell! This guy has a good reason for doing it! I see no hidden dangers in this plan!

and then all the silly religious boners are gonna call it a miracle or a sign from god.....except thats its obvious its just some good science, lol, but hey, whatever. Enough lack of stress from not having to work anymore....

Thats right, didn't i say that? I said you wouldn't have to work anymore. Never again. You could do whatever you wanted or wanted to try maybe. Wanted to be a singer? A little league coach? Just wanted time to try some crazy shit like sky-diving or martial arts? Wanted....to be an astronaut? A spacefarer?



Imagine getting another little email or written letter, where they can apply to get a ticket to the moon.

So yeah...that would imply that the first group of people you targeted with this idea were the ones you would invite to help you invent a spaceship of your own....one that could stand re-entry. On a daily basis. The materials and technology can exist, if we help it along a little. Then we'll all have the option of sticking around here and possibly getting nuked by some religious zealot or gettin to the moon....and then mars, and then beyond if you really wanted....

man i bet there are some hot space-armor wearing chicks just waiting to happen. Just waiting to be armed....

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which brings me to my next presentation, ancient poetry that was never written until now:

"she was everything that was the Sky; her eyes were windows unto endless storms, and e'er my hands caressed her magnificent clouds would i hear her zephyr'd whispers on mine ears..."

LOL!!

I guess thats why it wasn't ever written. No actually thats just a snipped from a tale about a man who flew amongst a sky and found a goddess....and the goddess thought he was a god and it was actually a good story if you ever want to hear it sometime, but it goes on for a good while so make sure you have some time to hear it....


Man i want to see spiderman 3 in an IMAX theater.... i think im gonna make sure to see it then. Which will be good, i'll have to find a theater on my way to my next destination thats nearby, i bet theres one in syracuse, hmmm.....i'm gonna go check that out.

but yeah, let me know if you wanna help me out with any of this grow your own food at home stuff. I know how to do it, and my reasoning for being in such a hurry to get to a place where i would live for a while is so i can do this for myself as well. So i can spread it. And have lots of fun just mass movementizing the local populace or at least a sizeable online army of probably useless in fights henchmen like the monarch's butterflies.

He'll take anyone on his team; and it shows. Sure his woman is hot but.....she sounds like she has a new york cabbie bullfrog in her throat. And its ridiuclous to see someone with that voice acting all dramatic.

I mean ....come on. I'm not Cobra Commander here, ok? Just imagine being in a rockband (or doing whatever with you closest buddies whenever you wanted, the club was always there and always open since you have a key and all...), possibly also being a delivery boy or something (free gas, remember? And having ties to awesome tech-heads to make your car last forever, thats a major bonus.) and eating good food, and say not being a suburban commando. LOL made you think about a pro wrestler. I get 10 points. But seriously; thats what i want to do. Jam out with some buds some days, work on my projects inbetween, say deliver pizza or be a bartender or a bouncer or competitive martial artist and start a ninja school and teach ninja classes, while helping a new neighbor once a week with moving in and setting up his home-grown food cabinetry.

Anyone can be a carpenter. Well almost anyone. But the ones that like to make up for it.

I mean, i can't wait for showing people how to build their own home-fabricators....then we'd just have to worry about the progress of textiles and recyclable materials until people didn't even have a use for money anymore, we know that when we get old we can take vacations to new planets.

Or worse comes to worse, and we have to "fight aliens!" oh no! Space Robots are threatening earth! Lets go everyone! LOL i'm sure they'd love that shit, at least in america. Thanks hollywood, i gotta tell people that there's osmeone to kill to get them out the door. Come on!

Hot space chicks! Anyone else want to try and find some space chicks? Its starts like this.... :)

And itll probably all end up like 5th Element, which would also be totally, totally awesome. I might not ever see godhood before some robot gets me, but i'll know somone will. Then he can rez me.

And then its gametime.

:D lol.... i love this blogging shit...