Wednesday, March 21, 2007

depositron

wallet: dissapeared.
keys: gone from this realm.
headphones: destroyed while unobserved. dammit.

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i perused ig nobel prizes today, and it amused me greatly. Mad Props to the team who used research grant money to have sex in their MRI machine.

Why the hell didn't the guy who lived with bears up here, only to anger then and get eaten, not wear the grizzly-proof suit that someone invented long before him?

And finally, my interest is genuine with Jasmuheen's book "Living on Light"; the lady hasn't eaten food for 5 years. I have no idea if she's in any kind of good physical shape (or if she can say, run a mile without dying/breaking) but i was unaware of this being a real phenomenon though i long suspected people didn't need so much food, if any. She gets bonus points of having a name that is one letter short of sounding like "Jazz Machine" heh heh. That'd be hot. hot pockets.

but yeah. She gets a ninja award. for a ninja rule is "never let them see you eat." a subset from the main rule "never let them see you" lol. Its ok for them to see SOMETHING, just as long as they don't know its you.

nitey nite.

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