shirtilizer

"the mischeif of your ignorance has beguiled mine caution unto berefting me of common sense."

"what?"

"Your existence makes me dumber."

"oh."

"Seriously. were you weened on bumjuice as an infant?"

"I huff oven cleaner."

"Bingo. This is why you gaurd the bathroom when the rest of us go see a movie."

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This has been a short presentation of reading penny-arcade and listening to Enya, only to have my curdled thoughts spewed into your face via the wonder that is the intrawebster. Boredom's mushroom is slowly torturing my morality with sodomic intentions.

shock and aplombe, so be it. weeeeeeee!

man i wish i was high right now. oh well.

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