Sunday, December 24, 2006

how i spent my xmas morning, part 1


As if i needed to remind you....lol. just ignore the swatsticker, i forgot to fotoshoppe a christmas ornament over it. oh well.

OK so this isn't a holiday spirited picture, but the redhead from Willow is one hot tamale. Mmmhmm.
















Where was i? oh yes, its not even xmas here yet, its only 1042pm. I've already had a conversation with tammy m including her 32DD and how she's happy she has them because boys love to pay for things. I envy her a little, but not enough to lose my penis.


for a distraction, please look here a little closer --->


good!











Here is what i'm listening to now, after having listened to radiohead for a bit.

I'm also playing Ninety Nine Nights, an awesome game that got retardedly hard right on the last level, made me wanna crap my pants. The gameplay is simple, and vis a vis, that means that end bosses aren't strategically hard so much as just asskickingly dangerous. Thats the way to be a supervillain. Be the man with a shotgun in a room full of people with sticks n stones. Way to go Ash, you're a hero if i ever saw one.


So theres my xmas picture for me! hooray! watch me dork it up right now!


i think i might either go play some more ff9 or watch willow with my cousins, or possibly design some sea-monster-proof armor so i can go do what everyone else is just too scared to do: dive into lakes and see what bitches are whining about. "waaaaah its a monster! waaaaah!" So what you ball-less humpty poofter? It can't eat you if you got iron skin, and i think i can pull that off. would be easier than some other projects in my head. i wonder if anyone got that blue-laser bit to work so underwater pictures are super awesome? I'm waiting for willow to leave midgetland.


hello beach lady! wanna go see some sights?


shit, where'd i park my squid?....









oh yeah there it is.
good ol squid. You can tell i just washed it because its shiny. And i left the soap out. oh well!



see you gators later....for the squirrel nut zippers are letting me know....It Ain't You.

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