this is why capitalism is foolish

i want to kill lots of people right now. Everyone who does something mediocre, some half assed job just to make a quick $ is gonna die, and im gonna kill them. Maybe not quickly, maybe not slowly, probably lots of them at once.

days like today seriously piss me off.

my brand new wireless headphones just broke. The headupass designers of the transmitter did not solder the stereo plug to the wires, its just a friction fit. And the actual stereo plug is not on the end of a wire, its directly off the side of the unit, which means that any side pressure whatsoever dislodges the steroplug a little more. WTF!!!! who DOES THIS??!?!?! how hard is it to put it on the end of a wire? what kind of dumshit designed this?

its not that bad, i figure, i can fix it. i surgically took it apart, and found that the cheapasses decided to use unstrippable wire, so i had to solder new wires in to the ground, right, and left terminals. Easy peasy, i can solder wires onto something with solder already there.

except some asspounding monkey fucking human wasteland did something to the surface of the board, apparently either sprayed the board with plastic or some sort of invisible coating. I magically managed to solder one wire, but the other two terminals would not take. Even worse, whatever scumbubble substance was there got onto the end of one of my irons, and now the iron won't take solder on it, like super teflon for molten metal.

so not only do i have no means of repairing it right now, i fucked up a soldering iron, and my headphones are now broken.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID CAPITALIST FUCKERS?? gotta make that dollar don't ya? who cares what kind of shit you make...

goddamit! since when did people stop caring about the quality of a product? fuckign money, im gonna burn it all.

this is the last time i buy anything, unless there's no other way. this is why im a theif.

cumguzzling assfelchers. GRRRRRRRR!!!! people need to die! most of them! it'll go like this:

set up country, invite any real humans left to join. As soon as its full, kill the rest of the planet.

see? easy. this is probably what atlantis was. Who am i to play god, you ask? just the same as you. Whoever pulls the trigger first. You have a problem with it you better learn to run and hide, or grow a brain and switch sides. Go ahead, pray to your fake higher powers. they are on my side. you brainless moneygrubbing human virus fucktards.

me and my hot soccer chicks are gonna leave this stupid planet. there has to be a place, somewhere, where people live to be happy, not live to get money and be shitty and worthless.