when common guests don't get along.

it seems i have more fun writing in here than watching crap movies on tv or ones i've seen 10,000 times.

i got a new buckethead album titled "The elephant mans alarm clock" it is nice, better than some of the other ones. buckethead is pretty cool....but sometimes i think he(she?) could work more to make "songs" instead of just recording jam sessions. his(its?) earlier stuff was a little more cohesive. i have no idea if buckethead is a man, woman, or alien destroyerbot. eitehr way buckethead manages to wail on a guitar, so he's an honorary ninja.

BTW: i have definitely filled the "stepped in dog pee in the kitchen" quota for the rest of my long, long life. already, right? i know.

fucking beggars. thunder actually ate off of my plate yesterday, and quickly downed my dinner while i was in the bathroom. if i had caught him i would have punched the shit out of that fucking dog. That is no dog's land. i am not a pack animal, obviously, or i would eat out of your dogbowl when i wanted a snack.

i dont like the dogs. but they are just so fucking aggravating! seriously, i actually miss carly's animals because they were at least esay to get along with (and she had cats), even if her dog did beg for food all the time. its understandable, i mean what else does the dog have to do? at least the cats were fun. i like cats. me no likey doggy dogs. cats win. ever seen a "greater dog"? nope. thats because they don't exist (at least anymore. what do i know about ancient dogs?). Lion vs Great Dane? sorry scooby, your ass is catfood. slobbery, messy, smelly dogs. 3 reasons why i don't like dogs. want more? awesome.

I wasn't allowed to have a pet as a child, my parents had excuses like they had allergies and absolutely refused to let me have a pet. even a easy to keep pet like a lizard or snake. I repeat, almost verbatim : "sure you can go get a snake if you want. but if i see it in the house i'm going to kill it". thats what i was told as a kid. lame. i had super anal cleanfreak parents.

siiiigh. and you wonder why i daydreamed about being an orphan when i was little....and my cd is over. i deleted a lot of this post, as it was mostly just ranting. not that what i left isn't ranting either, just less of it.... wow im bored.