Botany: Making roses smell like vaginas...

Seriously if you could make a rose smell like a tender lovebox, you would Win Forever. The flower inudstry would double because women would buy men roses too. Men would buy themselves roses so their offices would smell like a sweet, sweet honeydew muff factory. Just spray a few sprits of cotton candy perfume and any room in your house can smell like a private, smokeless strip club!

Anywho, i couldn't find anything like the igargoyle site about plants and people doing home experiments on plants, and whatnot. Remember that one movie, or two, i think it was Minority Impossible: Cocktails with that one botanist/geneticist lady who had grown some bad ass plants? Yeah... got me to thinking if anyone was on that track like they are about normal technology. i think plant technology could go a long way. First you open up your Grapfruit portable internet node, check the daily news, and then eat it. OK i was really thinking about plant metabolism and getting plants to grow RIDICULOUSLY fast, i mean jungles in days if you could. Some 45 generae bamboo can grow around 3-4ft in a day! So that means i could have a bamboo forest in a few weeks...provided i had a few weeks of perfect (or Moderately Damn Good) conditions. I would love to be able to overrun cities with plants. I guess i'll start with robots though. Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus will soon evolve...as soon as i find or make a suitable meme that covers plantpunks...

But in the meantime, botany remains one of those things i didn't do in college because BCC is a fucktarded moneyhole that never had any botanical teachers except in palm bay, where current authority figures of the time wouldn't let me go (read: Mongoloid Mongling Possum Felchers). It was something i was curious about, really. I wonder what would happen if i had gone to school for botany and plant genes and such. I probably would have minored in Animal Genetics, then started making plant monsters and Dr. Moreau-esquire like hybrids. I would have been king of some Furry Kingdom, and then questioned my life until i died. Good thing i didn't go back then.

Of course i have the freedom to go now.

(pfffft) (snickering noises)

HAHAHAAH, good one, me! I'll just do home studies and kidnap other scientists to do work for me, just like cartoon super heroes, i mean villains! Hell even Megatron had to kidnap a human scientist once...Lets see there's Dr. Ellen Heber-Katz first... maybe i should have a secret lab before i go gallavanting off to procure people. Meh, ok. lol!

so yeah, i can order 4 good servos for my first phase along with the bend sensors from the same site (imagesco) and get the serial programmer and freeware from another site, all for about 150$ or so. Plus cost of legos. Meh.

Makes me wish i was still at N&C's house with the Czar's workbench and everything. I gots nothing up here, in terms of room. Its like living with 2 college-era Chris's and a threepack of My First Apartment Emily's. Mess everywhere, everday. Granted theres a dog, a baby, 2.5 lazy adults (one cousin manages to put food away sometimes), and then me. I don't really count because nothing here is mine, so any work i do do automatically counts as a plus. (hehe, i said doodoo) My stuff takes up the small space of my suitcase in a cupboard under the stairs, next to a whiny kid with glasses and an awesomely fucked up forhead. So i cook and clean, but i don't put videogames or movies back on the shelf because the Mini-Monster (the baby) is constantly taking them off the shelf and throwing them around. I guess people just get tired of cleaning up after a baby, so it all just goes downhill. It doesn't bother me, except for the kitchen. It irks me.

ok back to internet research, then since its my day off im cooking, so i wonder what that will be (i have hamburger! what else??!?! curses!) La la la....perhaps someone will write me an email?