Answering Machines

Show actual size! i was meandering down dusty halls of my brain when i remembered some funny ways to answer the fone:

"County Fire Dept; you light em, we fight em!"

"City Morgue; you kill em, we chill em!"

and then i came up with this one:

"Thieves Guild; you make it, we take it!"

i think ill use that one! yay! like my new ability to add pictures to my posts? me too! hooray!

the other day i had this wacky idea: What if reincarnation was real, just in reverse? Say the world works like this: We live normally in time, like we do right now. We move "forward" per say. But when we die, we go back in time and get reincarnated at some point in our "history" for another go at it, picking up more knowledge and skills as we go! So on and on we go, continually delvign further into posterity until we become so powerful that we become as gods! See! Thats where old school gods came from, they are people that managed to get through their cycles! But has the past really happened, if its our "future"? Of course! Thats why all we have to do is study the past and get ready for the next jump, while doing all we can in this life to further ourselves! And this would all leave 3 different ways for time to work; forwards like we experience it, backwards (a complete reversal), and forwards and backwards at the same time, like backmasking or something. You have to listen/see it backwards to get the forward info out of it! yeah!

OK so i just thought it was a neat idea, a way of thinking about stuff perhaps. It'd make for an interesting movie or game or something, im sure.

then you change the channel and a stinky garbage can reminds you of that conspiracy where the gov't knows about all the potential godlings and is keeping them in check with subtle drugs in the food and water! oooo! it explains why im just like high people, when im sober! oooooo! ok maybe not.

and in my dream last nite i saw a BEAUTIFUL woman. brunnette though, that was odd. But she was fanfriggintastic. Wacky ass dreams last nite too.

oh yeah that reminds me of that super deja vu i had teh other nite, when i was thinking about my youth. I remembered the games and stuff i used to play as a kid, and i saw this other path i never got onto, but i saw myself like a What If had happened. It was all eighties/nineties dark rich city gang stuff i think. Like what wuold have happened had i never relentlessly pursued a certain Goddess. It made me think, really, i would have been so worse off. No dreams, i would be rich, powerful, but totally empty. Im glad i didn't go that way! i wondered at what would have happened if i had a similar awakening after i was already well set financially, but i also wonder if it would have managed to sink in and be such a strong part of my life...

ok conspiracy hour is over, i gotta go!

ok i dunno how bad i got last nite, but i hope its not too bad. I'm sure gonna hear it from my cousins i bet. peace!